Sunday, December 21, 2008

ho, ho, ho.... ohhh yes!

Merry... Hay-mas ;)

PS. And there's something completely different -> BEWARE!

Friday, December 19, 2008

bathtub surprise;)

ARGH :D Those 70's :D

Monday, December 15, 2008

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Saturday, November 29, 2008

flower 4 lili


Ain't it a pretty flower? - Birthday gift for Lili ;)

Friday, November 28, 2008

winter is comming... get your furs ready!


...and some fragrant body oil too ;)

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Friday, November 21, 2008

football, part deux

This is not Sparta (but... almost;)).

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

football time!

Actually, I find that ball interesting...

Thursday, October 23, 2008

FEMALE - MALE DICTIONARY


1. THINGY (thing-ee) n..
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n ..
Female.... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male....... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

that black shirt...


(Hugh Jackman)

Saturday, October 4, 2008

fur + handcuffs

To ja poproszÄ™ dwa.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Albatros's Snake


Albatros by Julie Bell

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Friday, August 22, 2008

Thursday, July 31, 2008

I AM GAY!


WELL, ARE YOU? ;)

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Zardoz!


SURPRIIISE!



Yeah, I know... that was naughty ;D

Monday, July 14, 2008

Human Freak Show?

Midomon
ej, jaki byl adres tej strony, na ktorej byly rzeczy w stylu human freak show itp.
pamietasz moze?

Kanglomon
human freak show?

Midomon
w sensie, ze byl np. najwiekszy facet swiata pokazywany gdzies w cyrku, kobieta z broda itp - z wyjasnieniami medycznymi tych fenomenow
dawales mi kiedys takiego linka

Kanglomon
np ten? http://polcon.fandom.art.pl/galeria.shtml

Midomon
prawie

Kanglomon
tylko tam nie ma wyjasnien medycznych tych fenomenow

Midomon
no bo tego sie nie da wyjasnic akurat

Kanglomon
prawie jak archiwum x

Midomon
swiatowa medycyna jest bezsilna wobec tych przypadkow

Kanglomon
nadnaturalne

Midomon
wymykajace sie percepcji

Kanglomon
wspolna praca pana b. i jego alter ego etana s.

Midomon
nie zapominaj o zdzislawie szczotkowskim

Kanglomon
i teodorze zmyslonym?

Midomon
nie, nie Teodor pojawia sie dopeiro w sequelu

Kanglomon
teodora juz dawno nie widzialem w mm


PS. A chodzilo tylko o ten link: http://www.thehumanmarvels.com/ ;)

Saturday, July 12, 2008

steamy shower time


Smaller towel, anyone?

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

sleepy time...


Just come... to me...

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Hot Njus ze slonecznej Italii!

Krakonman: oparzenia drugiego stopnia od gapienia sie na lachony w Rimini
Lili: hahahah :) ładnie :) wyruchałeś jaką?
Krakonman: nie, oparzenia mi przeszkodzily

MidMad: rotfl :D to już wiem gdzie sie oparzył...

/po chwili napawania się pewnymi zdjęciami ;) /
Lili: jeden dobry i drugi niczego
MidMad: hha przeczytalam "drugi do niczego" - chyba nie chodzi o drugiego, poparzonego, penisa Krakonmana? :D

... i tak oto wyszło na jaw, ile penisów ma nasz drogi MG.

A Regular Flyboy


Anyone thinking about his machine? ;)

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Iziz & Strawberriez



P.S. Specjalna dedykacja dla Krakonka, miłośnika wszelkich warzyw i owoców :P Może ta pani spełni Twoje wymagania? ;)

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Secret Garden



(Ecstasy - Gustav Machaty)

Monday, June 9, 2008

Hatifnaty!


... a work of art, I tell ya! :D
(It is. Really: http://www.rebelart.net/diary/?p=531 )

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Rzymskie Impresje, Niezwykle Ekskluzywne W Dodatku

Lili: bo mnie krakon w chuja zrobil najpierw trzeszczal przez miesiac jaki to on szczesciarz bo go do rzymu na miesiac wysylaja a potem rzekl byl 'a to do mnie przyjedz' a dzis mi gada' a ieeee, juz nie do rzymu,tylko 400 km na polnoc do jakiejs wsi' ;] a ja sie juz napaliwszy na ten rzym
MÅ‚a: a to dziwka z niego ;]

Lili: no dziwka i to portowa
MÅ‚a: haha

Lili: a miało być tak przyjemnie nawet w zamian za to obiecałam kolezanke przywiezc
MÅ‚a: i on nie chce trojkacika?

Lili: no najwyrazniej nie chce
MÅ‚a: bzidal

Lili: ide o zaklad ze zlosliwie do pcimia na szkolenie z radara poleci byleby tylko nie stracic dziewictwa
MÅ‚a: moze trzeba bylo pwoeidziec ze mu cebule i mieso przywiezesz.... jak ta rosjanka ze zdjec

Lili: hyhy, sprobuje wiec takiej perswazji

...ciÄ…g dalszy nastÄ…pi (albo i nie)...

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Danger! Danger! High Voltage!!!

Remember that Subaru TV ad? So now, enjoy the music with the original vid:




PS. To jest post ze specjalna dedykacja dla pewnej mrrrocznej i bluznierrrczej mieszkanki Leeds ;)

[Lili] I will try to resist you...

... but will she manage to do that? ];>

Things To Do In Iceland When You're Bored

Muzeum Fallusów!

A teraz czas na teofaniÄ™:

Jezus (po obejrzeniu TEGO linka): o moj!
Ja: tak sie wlasnie spytac chcialam
Jezus: :) moj boski pytong
Ja: no ale to teraz kiepsko masz jak go do muzeum oddales
Jezus: zycie
Ja: czego uzywasz w zastepstwie?
Jezus: http://www.boners.com/grub/805385.html
Ja: oh, to takie czru pagan norska i vinterskugge!
Jezus: ofshem
Ja: ciekawe czy wynajmuja muzeum na imprezy
Jezus: na stag parties :)


Wednesday, May 14, 2008

The Creator


William Blake, The Ancient of Days (God as an Architect) (1794)

Monday, May 12, 2008

Monday, April 7, 2008

an experiment #1

The Illuminated One, The Guru, has spoken:
"Arr, my Godess, what a wonderful dream I had last night - I've dreamed about YOU.
I've dreamed you organized a splendid Terminator LARP event, in which I had the honor to participate as an early model: T-250, looked like an old, fat Steven Seagal. During the gameplay the real terminators appeared there and we fought together against them, joining our forces with our many undoubtful talents, as always. We prevailed the terminators, according to the rules of dream logic, by thrashing them with three venomous blue serpents. Then, we travelled back in time with those serpents, it was 1985, and a serious problem came to our attention - there wasn't any meat
in the shops to buy, so we couldn't feed the snakes..."

"arr, Bosska, alez mialem piekny sen dzisiaj - sniUas mi sie mianowicie, ze zrobilas larpa w realiach terminatora, w ktorym przypadla mi zaszczytna rola grania bardzo wczesnej wersji: T-250, czyli starego grubego stevena seagala. ale w trakcie grania na planie pojawily sie prawdziwe terminatory, z ktorymi walczylismy laczac nasze niewatpliwe zalety. terminatory pokonalismy, zgodnie z senna logika, za pomoca trzech jadowitych blekitnych wezy, z ktorymi nastepnie przenieslismy sie w czasie do 1985 roku i okazalo sie, ze jest problem - bo w sklepach nie ma miesa, wiec nie ma czym wezy karmic...."

Contemplate on that one, if you please.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Friday, March 14, 2008

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Friday, March 7, 2008

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Friday, February 29, 2008

Leonidas at Thermopylae



Jacques Louis David, Leonidas at Thermopylae (1813)

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Monday, February 11, 2008

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Friday, February 8, 2008

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

musiC



All the credit for this work goes to Elrisha:
http://elrisha.deviantart.com/art/music2-69228913

Monday, January 28, 2008

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Saturday, January 26, 2008